Rocco ([info]dr_poque) wrote,
@ 2007-08-19 02:24:00
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LIST OF THINGS THAT AREN'T FUNNY
-Doing the robot
-Doing that one dance where you lift up your leg and grab your ankle and the back of your neck or whatever
-"Got ______" (Anything in the style of the "Got Milk?" ads. Got _anything_ is not funny.)
-George Lopez
-Jokes about Christopher Walken being "scary"
-Penguins
-Clowns
-The concept of clowns being "scary"
-Homestar Runner
-Anything involving the movie 300.
-Anything with pirates and ninjas occupying the same space.
-Anything involving Happy Tree Friends.
-Any Big Dog shirt ever made.
-Chocolate Rain: STOP SENDING ME THIS VIDEO GUYS I'M NOT JOKING AT ALL, IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS, IT'S NOT FUNNY, STOP
-Frasier
-Scrubs
-The War At Home
-Adam Sandler
-Andy Milonakis
-The movie "Waiting" starring Andy Milonakis
-The Andy Milonakis Show
-Dressed up dogs

Is there anything YOU don't find funny? Contribute to the Livejournal community and comment with some of your choices!


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[info]auburok
2007-08-19 11:18 am UTC (link)
Chuck Norris jokes. The dude sells gym equipment now; technically far from badass.

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[info]dr_poque
2007-08-19 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I don't know why I didn't put him on the list, that seems like a given. Thank you!

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[info]sexyeric
2007-08-19 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Andy's how was not 'funny' in the smart sense, but if watched at the right time or after a certain amount of sleep deprivation it was pretty awsome.

My issue is that I can see someone with no standing in the feild of TV shows making such a statement, or even someone with a well established and well written show saying such things, however..

Although I am a fan of some of your work that's not to say I think you guys are comedic gold. In all honesty Mega 64 has had about as many truely' funny moments' as Andy's show has.

Normally when people feel the need to bring someone elses's 'failure' (if it could be called that, seeing as how he got a show on a large channel) it's due to a degree of jelousy. Perhaps he didn't deserve a show, however he got one. It's fair to even say if he can get on MTV2 than you should be able to as well, but it's not fair to say you deserve it anymore than he did.

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[info]dr_poque
2007-08-19 06:17 pm UTC (link)
ahahaha I remember that

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[info]chazmann
2007-08-20 01:45 am UTC (link)
Poop jokes

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[info]dr_poque
2007-08-20 02:53 am UTC (link)
See, I feel like poop jokes are so far beyond overused that they're actually funny again when they're done right.

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HERE ARE SOME OF MY CHOICES!!!!!!!!!!
[info]mlnchlykat
2007-08-20 09:10 am UTC (link)
~Ugly people.
~Bad commercials.
~America's political situation, [and the fact that there's nothing I can do about it]
~Hairy twats, literally.
~When the booze is gone.
~I AGREE WITH YOUR PIRATE[SO MUCH BETTER]/NINJA STATEMENT!!!!! I don't hate that but what you said, I totally agree with ~!~
~GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE THE MISTAKE~~~~~~~ No specification of WHAT THEY ARE THE MISTAKE OF is needed becuase "ginger" is TOTALLY SELF-EXPLANITOORRRRYYYY!!!
~Me and [insert any weapon here], not only is it not funny, but it's not ~safe~
~THE FACT THAT I PROMISED THAT "Hot girls <3heart<3 Mega 64" naked picture yet.. ~ That's not funny... I really need to get that done.......
~and the last of my choices:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~My mom bringing me into this world~
I don't feel bad about it, but honestly~

It's not fuckin funny.... everyone's screwed

hahahhahhahaha

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[info]my_vinyl_heart
2007-08-25 12:05 am UTC (link)
fuck you. i love scrubs.

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